bigsofttitty.tiff

ep 374 - anyone ever suck their own foot?

Wed, 22 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

A video version of this episode is here! it's uploading and processing right now so hopefully it will be ready for you to watch soon - otherwise it might be a black screen for a bit i'm not sure

Hello everyone. Here is the episode for this week. Just going to do a sedate and relaxed episode description here an- (Tom and Demi BURST through the wall and start messing up the office of the guy who's writing the episode description) No! No, damn it! We were almost there!! (Tom and Demi start kissing each others necks really really hard) Crap! Hm. They make that look good... Oh, to be in love. (the office guy starts doing a dance)

BONUS 267 - a gorgeous porcelain statue of my friend

Mon, 20 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Here's the video if you'd like to watch this one, dear!

Tom and Demi have a lovely time talking about will.i.am and a poop time - of course, it all comes back to poop time. Soon I'm actually going to poop into the toilet myself, so for me this is a really important story to tell. And I'm actually about to generate a series of unnerving pictures commemorating my friends birthday for some reason so the will.i.am story is relevant to me as well!

ep 373 - The "What's That About?" Episode

Wed, 15 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch this episode over HERE!

disastrous

BONUS 266 - now to simply extinguish the bag of poop - ah!

Sat, 11 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Your crazy ass can watch this episode here, should you wish to see us laughing a lot at this stupid episode!

This is an episode of the podcast where we talk about one thing for a long time

ep 372 - a butt, framed 'gainst the horizon

Tue, 07 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Avast - a video version of the episode be here! Ye've only to click!

Mate! Another absolutely bloody WONDERFUL episode comes your way and wouldn't you know it, we're having a LOVELY time talking to who else but, of course, EACH OTHER! And while we're talking, yep, we're SMILING UP A STORM :) :) yep the smiles look like that. We are having a great time. I'm about to go downstairs and make a coffee so we can record another episode by the way which will be nice.

BONUS 265 - criticism from the spear and trident community

Mon, 06 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this video? Check it out here!

Demi's back and she's ready to look through the mailbag with me - Tom! We have an update from our friends in the gladiator reenactment community and more. It's always a joy looking through our correspondence, and you can send us emails here at: bigsofttitty.png@gmail.com

ep 371 - they hate me on r/oatmeal w/ STEFAN HECK

Fri, 03 Apr 2026 12:00:00 GMT

VIDEO VERSION TAP HERE IF WANT

Stefan.... you bastard..... you killed Demi! And to make up for it you've joined me for an episode BEYOND COMPARE! Yes, a most wonderful episode with our friend. Sorry, my friend. Demi's dead. It's just me now. But thankfully I'm joined by Stefan Heck of the Go Off Kings and Blocked Party and I Hate This Team!

Stefan joins me to talk r/oatmeal, r/dinner and one of our new Mutual Guys: standup comedian Lil Pete. We love Stefan. Sorry. I love Stefan. I have to get used to this dark new Demi-less world. ANYWAY she'll be back next episode

BONUS 264 - the unclippable no video episode

Sun, 29 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

No video because we are ill and going insane!! but a lovely episode where tom and demi go AHHH. AHHHHHHHH. AHHH and discuss asparagus pee also, from an unsolicited interjection from demi

ep 370 - Tom and Demi went to a show

Mon, 23 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch this episode on youtube here :)

The gang is back with another wonderful episode detailing their little adventure out into the world of ACTIVITIES! Lots of love, Tom and Demi.

BONUS 263 - "choda", the small penis that is a jedi

Sun, 22 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Click here here here!

This episode had a plan and then our beautiful friend Stefan alerted us to r/cospenis - can't do anything after that. Completely derailed us. Hands in the air, he completely got us against the wall here and it completely overtook our brains.

ep 369 - the beautiful dance of the cockatoo

Wed, 18 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

to watch this episode.... CLICK HERE!

Can you believe that there's a CUSTOM EPISODE IMAGE for this episode? Yep, it features the coolest cockatoo dance move and the undignified butt of the pig! We're back with another episode and another semester at Professor Smarthead's podcasting university - time to learn about birds and how nice they can get down. Uh! Yeah! Uh yeah break it down! (does his dance)

ep 368 - The Carousel Bar & Ballroom Live Show

Wed, 11 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

No video for this as Carousel Bar & Ballroom does not have a camera setup - instead they opted to spend that budget on a very small empty plastic baggie that was left on the floor of "the VIP bathroom", which we appreciated far far more.

Tom has a soundboard, Demi has a brand new segment, we're all ready to go with another BEAUTIFUL edition of bst.png

BONUS 262 - The Supine Two!

Tue, 10 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

NO VIDEO THIS WEEK AS WE WERE TIRED AND UGLY

Tom and Demi - who are LYING DOWN - bring it to ya with another crazy episode and in this one they're moving very little and saying very lot! I am sitting here uploading this with my dog behind me. she is soooo stupid and she's only pooped a small amount today, so she's the exact opposite of my beautiful wife Demi, who is in Vancouver right now. Balooobaloobaloobaloobaloob (sound I just invented)

ep 367 - the land of little horses

Fri, 06 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

here is today's episode in VIDEO FORM for the discerning listener

we are here with another episode about the land of little horses. the land of little horses has closed its beautiful doors

BONUS 261 - the things we've liked episode

Tue, 03 Mar 2026 12:00:00 GMT

To watch this episode: CHECK IT OUT HERE HERE HERE

Okay, a new episode type crests a hill - we're going to talk about things we've been enjoying recently. The things that bring a smile to our pretty little faces! On the docket for discussion today we have uhjhhhh. and buyhhhhhjhhh

ep 365 - the horse cloning episode with CASSIE WORKMAN

Sat, 28 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

If watching the episode is what you wish, then click this link and solve your ish! I feel like this is needlessly esoteric so to be clear what I'm saying is click or tap here if you wanna watch the video of this episode

buy tickets to cassie's show in melbourne HERE

We are joined by our friend the wonderful artist and comedian Cassie Workman to talk about HORSE CLONING HORSE CLONING HORSE CLONING and also, as you can see from the image of the episode, some Alice Cooper and co. along the way. The Hollywood Vampires loom large, just as they do on the landscape of modern music. What else what else.... oh, at the end Cassie and Demi blow Tom's brains out with a glock so you're going to want to stay tuned to see that. the glock is REALLY SHINY!!! it's polished to a mirror finish!!

BONUS 260 - the licking pig/the things we think of

Thu, 26 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

It's a lap-based Piggy episode here! she's having such a wonderful time on the lap of the Tombo alternating between sitting nicely and licking whatever she can get. She rocks. Here are Tom and Demi's wonderful ppodcasting skills on full display.

ep 365 - Tom and Demi's Penis Removal Extravaganza

Thu, 19 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Mm... want to watch this one, dear traveller? Well then! Do go ahead! Simply click this link here, rest your weary head upon the underline...

Tom's mic is fucked up in this one it will be fixed FROM HEREON OUT. I hate technology I hate cables and microphones.

oh yeah live show tickets here

Tom and Demi get down to brass tacks, and also tie a ring of fireworks around the base of.... well, I guess you'll find out ahaha. Ahaha. Ahhh. Anyways what's going on with me what's going on with me... just went and played some Flesh and Blood and now I'm back at home uploading an episode, which is always nice. And soon I'll be uploading another! I played Azalea at Flesh and Blood. She's a ranger and shoots a big arrow every now and then and it fucks up someone really bad. I went 1-1. Wahoo!

BONUS 259 - The AACTAs Episode

Tue, 17 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch this episode here, piggy's in the episode!

Tom goes into detail about the AACTA awards and we have a wonderful time going blow-for-blow on the awards show and its wonderful little humiliation rituals. There was an Uber driver.

ep 364 - the gold medal episode

Sat, 14 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Medallions. Challenge coins. All of them are beautiful metal or metal-including little items, ohhh we love them - we love looking at them so! And here's an episode ALL about them! there's no video content yet because the video upload is being weird again. Sorry It'll Be Here Soon

BONUS 258 - cleaning poop off a treadmill

Sat, 07 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch this episode HERE!

We answer emails and gaze at apes in this brand new episode of BST.tiff! Wow! We litigate how to get poop off a treadmill and then - time for more ape-gazing!

ep 363 - okay for a college student to have long balls?

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this episode here grahahaha!

Here's the show babey! Tom has balls on the brain and everybody benefits as we think about sacks, nuts and scrotes. What else do we think about? Well. There's a small glance at penises too I guess. But mainly people who are sack fans.

BONUS 257 - the on-camera pig

Mon, 02 Feb 2026 12:00:00 GMT

check the video of the piggy, the writhing pig, out here!

We are ready to have fun with the dog on the couch! The dog on couch epidemic is hitting podcasts all across the patreonsphere and we're not immune - and also it's just nice to have the pig close as heck. Stay turned for miniature horse news and a small crab update. Near a regular horse

ep 362 - the yo-yo episode

Fri, 30 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

you can watch this video here, beloved patreon subscriber!

tom and demi go deep. then shallow. then deep again on YO-YOS, whacking and smacking around a spinning thing on the end of a string. we love to talk about these damn MYSTERIOUS THEMES

BONUS 256 - my aunt's painted version of me

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this one OVER HERE

Alexandra Daddario images. oops wrong tab. well, let's leave that in the past and go on to introduce your episode of bst.tiff for today! it's tom and demi answering a listener's one-of-a-kind problem - after an honestly worrisome amount of thinking and talking about alexandra daddario.

ep 361 - the bedtime episode

Fri, 23 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

You can WATCH the video of this episode HERE!

Here we are with this week's episode! The BEDTIME episode!!!

Today Tom and Demi are going deep on deep sleep. The time of slumber. Topics of conversation include: sleep paralysis demons. And I'm not sure what else because yawwwwwn I started to get sleeeeeeepeeeeeememememememe

BONUS 255 - The Kākāpō Episode

Sat, 17 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Check out the video of this episode HERE!

Behold the beautiful Kākāpō! I The beautiful, wonderful, big bumbling bird that lives to die! I've saved a lot of images this episode to my desktop so I can look at the kākāpō and smile whenever I want. Ahhh the lovely bird. Nice parrot. Please let's keep everything with a fang away from these little guys, I gotta have them in 2200 (i will be alive then)

ep 360 - the carcinisation and the arrival (1996) episode

Wed, 14 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Please. Watch this HERE to enjoy spiderman

J. Jonah Jameson looking at these particular photos of Spiderman and going "Ahhh you know what. Maybe I don't need all of these. Maybe I don't need EVERY picture of spiderman. Get me some pictures of a half marathon"

Thrill! As Demi is besieged by her body. Chill! As Tom talks to Demi for the episode. Trill! Along with the ending chimes at the end of the ep, which signal that another wonderful episode of bst.png has come to an end.

BONUS 254 - Demi Quest and a pile of wet sausages

Sat, 10 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

[(shaking club at you) grah! grah! you can watch this here! on YOUTUBE! if you please! grah! (stops shaking club at you and just chills out for a while)]

We are beginning the year of bonuses with some beautiful tech issues and also an incredible foray into the wilds of The Demi Quest, before dipping our snouts merrily into the mailbag and snuffling through some listener mail! Wahoo!

ep 359 - i am eating a simple bowl of fruit

Tue, 06 Jan 2026 12:00:00 GMT

Go ahead and watch this video HERE if you'd like, as it's.... RIGHT HERE! Nya ha ha! Click away!

Happppppppy new year! It's time to enjoy the world of r/fruits with your pals Tom and Demi and a cool new audio glitch! I love this new year - for one thing, I'm in it, and I'm absolutely freaking mental about that guy. I adore his experience - his phenomenological experiences hit the spot for me the way most nothing else does!

I am eating a simple bowl of fruit :)

ep 358 - the tragic demise of MBUX sound drive

Wed, 24 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

here's the video episode if you'd like to watch it!!!!

grah grah grah!! i'm barking! GHRAHGFHGAHGH!

BONUS 253 - The Who Will Rid Me Of This Turbulent Priest Episode (w/ Libby Watson)

Fri, 19 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch this episode.... HERE!

Libby swoops in to save the day with a bonus episode! And she's here! Having a lovely time! It's time for them to talk about this HORRIBLE PRIEST!

ep 357 - Who's Grandpa? A Christmas Showdown! PART TWO

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

You can actually watch a video version of this episode Here if you'd like! By clicking this

In the thrilling conclusion of this episode of Who's Grandpa... we find out Who the titular Grandpa is, and why they are Him. WHO will it BE?? Well, I know because it's in the past and I'm writing this episode description now. Thank you for reading this. Your reward: my beautiful song! La lalala LAAAA la la Laaaaa La lala LA la la lala LAAaaaaaa.... ~laa.

BONUS 252 - What's Going On The Holiday TV? with TheLukeman (Luke Taylor) (no demi)

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

A big strong fella like you can WATCH this episode on the patreon post or by clicking this link HERE! And it's a good watch because you see the things we're putting forward to each other as watchables.

What's going on the TV - we all of us want to know of it, don't we? And who better to answer that question than Tom and Luke, two guys who will GLADLY put something on and then zone out to it completely, neglecting all of the people around them either staring at the screen or the little handheld that they've brought with them (Tom has a PS Vita and doesn't shut up about it. Wow this guy. This fuckin GUY!!!)

No Demi this week as she's over in Adelaide (home town) with her family watching the carols

ep 356 - Who's Grandpa? A Christmas Showdown! PART ONE

Wed, 10 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Want to watch and not just listen? Click here, my dear, click here!

Here is this week's episode.... the beginning of a knock-down drag-out showdown between TOM (the boring guy) and DEMI (the other one). If these are gifts that grandpa needs, and you need the gift, then mightn't that make you grandpa? WHO will be crowned GRANDPA at the end of this? WHY did we make this two episodes good lord

BONUS 251 - The Car Horn Episode

Sun, 07 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

I've a video here for you if you'd care to see it! please, do enjoy it

Beep beep! aWOOOOOOga! High-pitched terrifying scream! All the classic horn sounds are here and they are all alerting you to this new episode of BigSoftTitty.tiff! Come on over and grab a little bit of podcast, mightn't you? HONK HONK - sorry, had to squeeze that one in, because you just have to respect the classics.

Bup bup buppa da bup. Enjoy!

ep 355 - The Double Bass Episode

Tue, 02 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Check out the video of this episode..... HERE!

This episode's subject matter got us the first ever furious message from our editor Brendan:

"i was googling pictures of smegma buildup in horses today and this defamation of the double bass is still the worst thing you've put me through. rancid, change your hearts"

So gird your loins and reinforce your hearts because there's double bass slander on the horizon! (really deep voice) ba-bum ba bum bum bum bum

BONUS 250 - mailbag! moose story with pictures!

Mon, 01 Dec 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this episode on YouTube.... HERE!

Moose story with pictures.... perhaps the four sweetest words put to page? What a joy to see the pictures and hear the moose story! Also as you can see on the video version Norm is clambering around on there or whatever. What a PIECE OF SHIT!

We read emails sent to our inbox, which is of course bigsofttitty.png@gmail.com . Boy I sure wish I'd set up an email that was like - "Mailbag@easytospell.com" or something but here we are. The name is inconvenient and it is what it is!

Thank you to the writers-inners who make this kind of episode possible, what a delight to scroll the inbox and see all this Horrible Shit

ep 354 - The Elongated Coin Episode

Thu, 27 Nov 2025 12:00:00 GMT

A beloved patreon subscriber like you can watch this episode here, my dear!

The gang's back with their brand new episode - the long awaited "elongated coin" episode! Now, prepare to learn about the wonderful penny. The penny we squish so that we can remember where we've been and why. The Elongated Coin.

BONUS 249 - A Friendtacular - The Meal Episode

Mon, 24 Nov 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Those who are about to watch.... we salute you! And we point to this link, which you can click to watch this episode on YouTube!

Demi flies solo as Tom writhes in agony off camera (she is kind to take the pressure from hideous Tom) and her and our friends JF, Justin, Luke and Ricky! UUUnngghghh

ep 353 - The Corn Maze Episode

Tue, 18 Nov 2025 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch this episode Here, my dear. Avail yourself of the link

The Corn Maze Episode. Long theorized, finally made a reality by two brave podcasters who have come together to create.... The Corn Maze Episode. Here we are at.... The Corn Maze Episode.

BONUS 248 - i am having a ninja gaiden experience

Thu, 13 Nov 2025 12:00:00 GMT

[Watching this as a video? No longer just a distant fantasy. Why, it's merely a click away]

A bonus episode with Tom and Demi in search of more release. And this one has helicopters in it! Yaaaay! Yaaaaaaaaay!!!!

ep 352 - i crave release

Tue, 11 Nov 2025 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch this episode here!

We're back and better than EVER of course with an episode where we're yapping and also.... analysing..... looking with a raised eyebrow at the most viewable things in history, press releases. Tom and Demi are having a lovely time talking to each other again.

ep 351 - i NEED an old key

Fri, 10 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Here is the video if you WANT it! Do you desire more episode....?

Heeeeere is the show this week

My toxic trait is needing an old key so bad I could explode! I need to unlock one my front door with a key that looks like this: F

Just drank a coffee and now I'm bouncing around the whole place. Hell, I might record another podcast soon! Maybe that would be fun!!!!!

BONUS 247 - eat poop, i must

Wed, 08 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch the episode? Check it out in VIDEO FORM here!

mmmrf... episode, you want!

we're doing things OUT OF ORDER this week! it's topsy turvy! here's the bonus episode before the regular episode. please - enjoy this wonderful installment from your old pals tom and demi.

BONUS 246 - project zomboid, an isometric survival horror RPG

Sat, 04 Oct 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch the episode HERE!

Tom and Demi have gotten together to work out new strategies for talking to Demi - turns out that if you bring up her current game of Project Zomboid, a game she has spent hundreds upon hundreds of hours in, she completely short circuits and acts like a normal person would if you brought up any of the things SHE usually brings up! A fascinating new discovery in the world of Demistudies.

we whiffed on the episode this week. i'm sorry!! unprecedented work amounts cropping up for both of us meant that we were stuck separate from each other and led to this

ep 350 - honk honk, goose! zzzzoom!

Thu, 25 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Check out the video of this episode here, beloved patreon subscriber!

this is an episode with a lot of poop talk. thank you for your time!

BONUS 245 - Tom's Tried 'N True Get 'M Gabbin' Conversation Starters w/ LIBBY and JF!

Mon, 22 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch here! Watch here NOW!

Hellooooo gamers! Here's the episode you wanted! This premium experience begins.... now! Featuring Jesse Farrar from Your Kickstarter Sucks and The Go Off Kings and Libby "The Libbler" Libtron from What's All This Then and twitch.tv/libtron and ME, the guy who spent all his time putting hyperlinks into the dang episode description just then. I pressed cmd + K a bunch and tapped them out by hand like a monk lettering sacred texts.

I'm testing my Tried 'N True Get 'M Gabbin' Conversation Starters with my friends, the famously hard to talk Libby and JF. See how well it goes here!

ep 349 - pigula. the pig dracula

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch the video here!!

here's the episode for today, my dear. Tom and Demi return with a classic demi segments and ANOTHER segment that's a cool new twist on an old classic. Wow - she can do it all. Except print stuff out regular style. I don't know what's up with that. AND except an appearance from the titular pigular dracula, pigula himself!

BONUS 244 - 20 seconds of coughing ft. The Go Off Kings

Sat, 13 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch the episode here!

demi and the go off kings (stefan and jesse) have a wonderful time as tom works his little heinie red raw somewhere else!

BONUS 243 - i am powering up with beer

Fri, 05 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Here's my dirty little secret: you can watch the video of this episode just by clicking this link! Here it is here!
Tom has been emailing again. He loves to send his little emails. Also I think he okay drop the mask I think I TOM ME TOM ME WRITING THIS gets the most mad he's ever been by demi saying he only does one type of segment. How could she. How could she. After ALL I'VE DONE FOR THIS FAMILY anyway get ready for a few more poop times in the future I guess

ep 348 - an object in a jar, a dog in a jar, all that AND a bag of chips!

Tue, 02 Sep 2025 12:00:00 GMT

If watching this your wish it be, simply click this link with me!

Here's a fresh episode with a Head Got Stuck and Tom's fun new obsession - saying all that and a bag of chips over and over. Yep, he sucks to be around! But luckily wonderful Demi is here to guide us to the banks of segment city.

BONUS 242 - i'm smoking the weed

Sat, 30 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch the video here if you like! Go right ahead, my dear!

How's it going here's the BONUS EPISODE and you are free to enjoy it as much as you like! Probably a LOT because it's actually kind of rude and a little bit nutty as well! Yes, yes, here's another wonderful hour with your buddies Tom and Demi. A-ha ha ha ha!

ep 347 - cow surgery

Wed, 27 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

watch this episode here, if you'd like, dearie! simply click the link, my sweet!

Here's the episode for this week - we get into a lot of really smart stuff this week, including uhhhh well Trump's sucking his dildo. He's sucking it off sensuously. The bad Trump voice is too fun to do. But then of course, some cow surgery! And, moreover, well, we make good points like uhhhhhhhhhhh. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BONUS 241 - Taboo's comics and kicks? more like demi's so nauseous and sick! (she returns)

Sat, 23 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Here's the video of this episode, should you wish to watch it!

Okay we finally get into Taboo's (Black Eyed Peas) new podcast, Taboo's Comics and Kicks, and it spikes a migraine in Demi that takes her out of recording for about four days. Wow! She returns for a coda at the very end of the episode - till then, enjoy an insight into Taboo's show where his producer interviews him about what got him into comics (toys).

ep 346 - hey. swing by the cage later.

Wed, 20 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

The video of the episode? Why, it's here my dear boy! Watch all you want!

You guys seem cool. Swing by the cage tomorrow. Hell, swing by the cage today. Any time you want to come by the cage I'll be in there, it's pretty much my office. C'mon over and hang out!

The video of Norm scooping kitty litter onto the floor is here: https://youtube.com/shorts/gGIa1qaxxm8 sorry it's a youtube short but it's vertical. oh i can also attach it to the post as an attachment i wonder what that does

BONUS 240 - two birds in a bush with one in the mouth

Sat, 16 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Behold... the video episode, should you want it! All for you!

And here we are - reveals of the three iconic Demi biomes (alleyway, tree, inside bush) and also an examination of maybe the world's ugliest, most expensive car. Hey great news boss we took the car you like and made it really fucking ugly and themed it after a horse. We had a wonderful time recording this and hope you have a wonderful time listening to it.

Love,

Tom

ep 345 - a gas leak update/puking in the pit

Tue, 12 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Why, you can after all! Check out the episode HERE!

We went to a PUP show! Well, mainly Tom went to a PUP show and Demi came to the venue. But we did do it! And now here's an episode about it as well as an update on the gas leak that had us sleeping downstairs and in fear of our lives for a night. Our comprehensive life update complete, we can finally talk about what matters: War of the Worlds (2025).

BONUS 239 - beware the gurkusburg, my son, beware the hades dog

Thu, 07 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this episode here! We're having such a nice time! Also you can see how incredible it is that I (Tom) ever finish a sentence with Demi making faces the entire time I'm speaking

Beware that gurkus burg, my son! That purpled 'ment, that flavoured bog - beware the bad flavour and shun, the unfinishable hotdog. Anyway it's ANOTHER episode featuring a piratesandprincesses review. My current favourite writer. Every sentence delights and amazes. You're going to love it! And if you don't, well, Demi picks up the slack and is very good.

ep 344 - mightn't you eat it when it's a crime not to eat it?

Tue, 05 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch this here!

Tom and Demi are back again and they're talking about r/wifesp- well, you'll see. We yak about that, decorating moose and of course the hurtful laughter of the wife rings out loud and clear. Yes, it's another episode of bst.png!

BONUS 238 - the dogs loved it

Fri, 01 Aug 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Here's the episode, and here's the episode but WATCHABLE via this link! You can see Norm wander in and out like he owns the place. Turd

A mailbag. And MORE! Tom and Demi, you've done it again. We have news about the beautiful dogs from Unleash The Hounds, and also MORE! Wait I already said it has More. Oh crap. Well in that case, (I throw a smoke bomb down and disappear! Ah-ha! my shinobi skills shine once more! sorry about this I've been finding typing like I'm roleplaying really funny lately. I flick my hair to one side and pout soulfully)

ep 343 - the troppo fisho

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Check out the video of this episode here!

This fisho's gone absolutely blinker! Stone the crows, he's got a crab! Here's this week's episode of bst.png with Tom and Demi and this time BARK BARK WOOF WOOF GRRRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF GRR BARK ARF ARF ARF okay and that's what it'd be like if you had a dog next to you right now. Have fun!

BONUS 237 - tom rebooked a sleep study at an unfortunate time.

Thu, 24 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

here's the video!!! you can see what i looked like during this episode!!!

here's some light spoilers on my sleep study results, whenever they come back months from now - i didn't sleep well with two tight belts attached to my stomach and chest and shit hanging off me all over my body. well. looking forward to a doctor telling me that and that i need to lose weight

ep 342 - the fool gallumphing with an icecream

Tue, 22 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

VIDEO HERE!

I think it's nice to see a visibly dumb guy like me walking around eating an icecream cone. Only really applies to a cone. If you see a cup it's like ahh he's censoring himself. he's limiting himself. but a cone you're like there's an oaf who's not afraid to have a nice time dawdling around time with a sweet treat. anywayyssssss what's going on with YOU all?? me, i'm having a nice time typing a description out

BONUS 236 - closklate cane. ooos

Sun, 20 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here!

I'm going to be laughing about closklate cane for maybe, the rest of my life. the typo is funny but without the typo it's even better. i'm obsessed with the motivation behind it. closklate cane

BONUS 235 - new haircut day

Fri, 11 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

watch here, beloved patreon subscriber, watch here!

and you'll want to watch this one because it's NEW HAIRCUT DAY!!!!! we're looking just gorgeous arent we?? i'm typing this out on my laptop which has a completely broken keyboard. bro you have no idea how bad this feels. i'm gonna drop this off at a place where they charge me $400 to completely clean the keyboard and it'll honestly be a bargain. I dropped a cake on it and this is treatmaster's penance

ep 341 - don't jostle my hotdog

Thu, 10 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Click here to watch on youtube!

leave my hotdog well enough alone! short description this time as i've utterly ruined my laptop and am doing this on my phone - ohhh how horrible it is to be without one's precious laptop. what a nightmarish world! i hate my phone! i hate my phone!!!!

This is a very fun episode between Tom and - that's right - Demi.

BONUS 234 - delighted by the s'mores galore cookie

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

What we talk about here - well we linger on Hinder, then move on to pop-up book tabs, and then settle finally on the s'mores galore cookie. I've been sitting on these tabs in my bst doc for like... years, and gosh it feels good to get them out there. I love theme park food reviewers very, very much, they are so funny to me.

ep 340 - training hard with our friend HCJustin

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

you can watch this episode over here, because you are on the patreon

Our friend Justin (twitch.tv/hcjustin) joins us for a right ol' chinwag about everything you want here on bst.png! You really should watch Justin over at twitch, or perhaps his youtube channel which is over here: https://www.youtube.com/@hcjustin

And there we go. That's our wonderful friend Justin, who is just oh-so-wonderful! Yippee!

[reupload to fix an audio issue where a track was doubled from 34 minutes]

BONUS 233 - laboriously labeling my pigs

Tue, 01 Jul 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this episode on youtube here!

My tongue is sticking out of the corner of my mouth as I painstakingly write "P I G" on the side of my grunting pig. You can somehow tell the I is backwards. The pig's just happy to be labelled.
It's last week's bonus episode, today! there will still be another bonus ep this week. and a regular ep also. wow.

ep 339 - the thinking hats

Thu, 26 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch here! You can watch the episode if you'd like, as you are a patreon subscriber!

This episode has Tom and Demi grappling with their origins - and their place in the world. Yep, it's business as usual over at bst.png. awooooga

BONUS 232 - wailing and cartwheeling in front of the crowd

Mon, 23 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

you can listen here. but if to watch this episode be your wish too, click this link, it's not an issue! ya-ha-ha!

now, ah may not be a biiiguh city pedofahle, buht,

ep 338 - a podcast about comic books and shoes

Wed, 18 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

here's da pod on youtube if you wanna watch!

Poop Time. Let's get updated. Good stuff in da ep

ep 337 - 3 morning legs with PAT GILL

Thu, 12 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out on youtube here!

NB - the video version of this episode goes to a placeholder screen after 37 minutes because of technical difficulties. Our sincerest apologies

Pat Gill is visiting his two crazy friends, Tom and Demi, and we are exposing him to our various wonders! Like for example, r/riddles and the emotionally intelligent dickslingers (and the craven Gollums) of r/BullPsychology. We also do some other crap. We talk some shit. I'm so tired

Ohhh I'm so full of food because Demi just made some nice food for us. I ate the food. It was good to eat.

check out pat on twitch - twitch.tv/pizza_suplex

and here's his instagram, which is @pizza_suplex_vevo

BONUS 231 - we tackle "the relationship matrix"

Tue, 10 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out over here!

It's gone topsy turvy, mate! We're releasing the bonus episode FIRST and the FIRST episode SECOND! Oh my lord! Surely this is a sign of the end days - wait, no, it's just business as usual in the crazy place that is BigSoftCity.png. Heh.

In this video Tom and Demi tackle another challenge from Online - they fill out the 9 spaces laid out by whatever vengeful zoomer/gen alpha decided to outdo "would you love me if I was a worm". Rock on and enjoy, and stay tuned for the regular episode later this week.

BONUS 230 - 3 women into a motorbike

Sun, 08 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

you can watch this in video form HERE

There's no better writing in the world than the Criss Angel Mindfreak episode descriptions.

The title of this was gonna be Milf Money by Fergie but then I thought you know what. I don't deserve to use that title. Only SHE deserves to use that title. It's burned! It was already used the one time it could get used! In conclusion, she ate and left no crumbs.

ep 336 - tom is the co-host of the great australian bake-off

Sat, 07 Jun 2025 12:00:00 GMT

you can watch this episode here! as our beloved patreon subscriber, such is your right!

hello. here's the reveal of what tom had to work on for a couple months last year as well as a lovely podcast to boot

BONUS 229 - Who's Grandpa? ULTIMATE EDITION

Fri, 30 May 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here!

In this rip-roaring episode the gang finally answer that age-old old-age question WHO'S GRANDPA?, once and for all! We dust off the old segment, and we kick the absolute fucking shit out of it for an entire hour and a bit! and we don't care WHO knows it because we're young and carefree and beautiful! Yep, the world's our oyster - and oyster taste GOOD! Okay the cold brew has definitely hit judging by how I'm typing this message, Anyway, enjoy the episode!

ep 335 - r/uglycocks and a double bondi burger

Wed, 28 May 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Good! Do that HERE!

The profane and the divine live alongside each other, they feed from one another. Can something be truly ugly without beauty alongside it? Anyway there's some interesting dicks in this one and we talk about a yummy burger.

BONUS 228 - r/NSFWworldbuilding's beautiful worlds

Sat, 24 May 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here!

On this episode we have an exploration of "hypervirility". What is that? Well, it's much the same as the virility you know and love - but more. Far, far more... Yes, yes, even the greatest fan of virility can admit that "hypervirility" builds on and perhaps SURPASSES regular virility! Anyways we talk about that and also erotic sports. I think we have somne really good ideas for the next Olympic Games the only downside is we'll have to have them every year because people will love them too much

ep 334 - kicked to death by a beloved kangaroo

Thu, 22 May 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Check out the video of this podcast here, beloved patreon subscriber

In this episode we talk about Contiki Tours, Demi's sisters and also a guy who repeatedly picked a fight with a captive kangaroo. Fair enough! Great way to spend your time, everyone needs a hobby, etc. Weird to think about a kangaroo in America though. Stop looking at our STUFF that's OUR animal!!

BONUS 227 - valerie the rescued daschsund

Fri, 16 May 2025 12:00:00 GMT

you can watch this episode here!

it's a nice story for once. congratulations valerie on making your way home and not getting picked up by an eagle

ep 333 - a road rage pooping incident with ANDREW (Boonta Vista podcast)

Tue, 13 May 2025 12:00:00 GMT

To watch this episode, SIMPLY click here, and enjoy! And that's right, ads are (baseball umpire move) OUTTA HERE!

the boonta vista liveshow is on sale here! Saturday May 31st!

We talk to Andrew from Boonta Vista (https://bsky.app/profile/illybocean.boontavista.com) about erotic roleplay characters, one brave woman who stands up for what's right, and also their live show that's happening. I have clicked this episode as "explicit".

Listen to Boonta Vista pod also. I do, and I'm normal

BONUS 226 - yeah I love to rock out with dracula

Fri, 09 May 2025 12:00:00 GMT

to watch this video check out the youtube here!

I had a huge box of "the best of Wednesday 13" CDs as a confused teen. Me and my friends used to listen to The Murderdolls. This info and more on today's bst.tiff, including a fresh new theme for a classic segment and a tentative look at the occult. Have a wonderful day!

ep 332- Trinity And Her Thirteen Charities w/ Theo from Boonta Vista

Tue, 06 May 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Check out the video of this episode HERE! And don't worry about the ads. We dropped a gigantic curvy ass on the and they're squirming around under it, unable to get out and trouble you.

Tickets to the Boonta Vista Live Show in Brisbane (May 31st) are here: https://events.humanitix.com/boontalive2024

Can't remember if it was announced when Theo came on the pod. But yeah he didn't mention it, oh and also Andrew is coming on the pod next week so he'll be plugging it out loud. Anyway - it's our beloved friend Theo from Boonta Vista! He joins us to talk through such hot-button topics as "what if there was a woman with big fucking tits" and some other CRAP. For one, we talk about GIldarts Vave. And for another,

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BONUS 225 - the world's most controversial riddles

Fri, 02 May 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this episode on youtube here!

Here's a riddle for you - what has 62 minutes and no ads? (You guess "a clock") Ma-ha! Close, but a clock has MANY more than 62 minutes, and many "smart clocks" have advertisements as well. No, the answer is episode 225 of BigSoftTitty.tiff, my credulous listener!

It takes a razor-sharp mind to engage with such genius riddles as these - luckily we have three of them right here! No guest this episode. We have 1.5 minds each because we are both soooo smart.

ep 331 - an honest ranking of Australian Coins

Mon, 28 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Numismatists rejoice! It's time for Tom and Demi to finally weigh in on what's important in life - what's going on with our beautiful Australian coins. We also talk The Stand and of course, a little bit of natter and chatter about miniature horses, in the segment "Miniature Horses". Thanks for listening

BONUS ep 224 - THE SYDNEY ROYAL EASTER SHOW - pt 2

Sat, 26 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

To watch the video click here!

Tom and Demi you mad dogs - you've done it! You've had a wonderful day out!

The second part of our Easter Show adventure is here for your enjoyment. Our purchases, our showbags, ALL laid bare in this tell-all recounting of a mind-blowingly expensive time at the fair!

ep 330 - we go to THE SYDNEY ROYAL EASTER SHOW - pt 1

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch this episode over here and hey, YOU SHOULD! Lotta great visual stuff on this one!

You heard us plan this trip last bonus episode!

Tom and Demi go bananas - or should that be grains, pumpkins and chocolates? - at the Sydney Royal Easter Show, where all the stars of the NSW agricultural community come to compete against one another and celebrate their beautiful crafts. Also there's a bunch of plastic crap there that you can buy.

Thrilling rides! Delicious food! Lunchtime entertainment! Yep, the Sydney Royal East Show has it all - including a haunted house barely themed around oft-disgraced shock jock Kyle Sandilands.

Part 2 coming later this week.

BONUS 223 - planning our Easter Show trip

Thu, 17 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this dang video of the freaking episode here!

We plan our trip to the Sydney Royal Easter Show - which is a big deal! The major cities in Australia each have a royal show and they're our major agricultural shows - kinda like an American State Fair. We go through the program, budget our time, mete out our excitement and thrill at the idea of seeing The Big Pig.

Spoiler warning - this is going to end up being divided into TWO EPISODES, one for each half of the day, because there's simply TOO MUCH to do and talk about at the show!

ep 329 - our watched movies with Alexei Toliopoulos

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Buy a ticket to Refused Classification's extra show HERE

as a patreon subscriber you can exercise your god-given right to watch this episode here

Here's the dang episode for this week and it's with our wonderful friend Alexei Toliopoulos from The Last Video Store! We go through our history of recently watched movies and Alexei gives his professional opinion as we also wax poetic about that silverest of screens - yep, The TV.

BONUS 222 - stink poo yeah (reprise)

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here! A patreon member like you can do that.

Yes, we return to the exploded grandma corpse. YES, we are talking once more about the exploded grandma body that was donated for medical research. But we also talk about other things! Like, uhhhhh. UHHHHHH. Well there's gotta be something. Oh yeah, we giggle at the world's worst song parody idea for well, it feels like years.

ep 328 - LICK partner's HAIR

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Tap this to WATCH this episode! A delight for the senses!

[also there's no ads which is cool!]

G'day g'day - well, what do we have here? An out of character admission from Tom, another dive into the delightfully devilish world of Sex Dice, and MORE in this episode bigsofttitty.png!

BONUS 221 - lemme grab my work catheter

Sat, 05 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here!

A mailbag with some big hits from our beloved listeners and more await in this bumper bonus episode of bst.tiff - here behind the paywall we can finally discuss The Human Decanter and muse our various smart guy thoughts. Uhhhh can't remember what any of the latter were sorry.

ep 327 - eat more corm dog

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Check out the video episode here, or enjoy the audio riiiight where you are. Either way we hate those ads get them OUT of here!

Eat, More, Corm, Dog. Four words that ring out across space, time, and evoke in me a hunger.... no, not a hunger, a need. A need for corm dog. Anyways here's another episode of bst.png with TWO demi-driven segments! Wahoo! Yay! Wahooooo!

BONUS 220 - (alan rickman voice) yyeeess

Sat, 29 Mar 2025 12:00:00 GMT

To watch this episode, check it out here!

Mmyess... Hello them, listening viewer... which will it be today? Listening or viewing to the podcast, whichever you choose, here behind the paywall? Hmm? Well then I hope you're ready for some more laughs and japes courtesy of those two horrible clowns, Tom and Demi.

ep 326 - towels heretofore unimagined

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here!

Towels... towels never changes. it's hard to imagine a life without them. Rectangles, squares, no matter what shape they take, I think we can all agree that we thank these absorbent bastards for all they do. Thank you, towels. And thank you to the patient wives who teach us the meaning of each one in turn.

BONUS 219 - i dream of slumpo

Sun, 23 Mar 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch it? go ahead and do that here!

Slumpo I must have you... Slumpo I devote myself to you....

ep 325 - asking my wife to complain to the bull

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out HERE on youtube!

In this episode Tom and Demi lay it ALL out. They investigate the world of bull psychology and investigate the dark and crazy recesses of their own brains... yes, it's another episode of bst.png! And you get it ad-free behind the paywall!

BONUS 218 - open wide it's sour milk time

Thu, 13 Mar 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Do that HERE

The THRILLING bonus episode that HAD to be paywalled, mid-episode! THRILL as you hear Tom and Demi vent, then backtrack, all within the world of characters we've built up over the years! Haha craziness... anyways, uhh what else is goin' on. We read some wonderful listener emails and appreciate them greatly, thank you for sending them in!

The email address is bigsofttitty.png@gmail.com if you'd like to send an email to Tom and Demi. THat's us btw

ep 324 - lake butt from the wife

Wed, 12 Mar 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this episode on YouTube here!

Hark! A missive from the lake! (I open it) Seems there's wife butt to be found - to the lake, and quickly, lest we find the wife butt gone when we arrive - for is not the butt attached to legs that could carry it away?

Here we talk about r/BoatingUncensored and also foreshadow the fact that we had to move the regular episode we'd TRIED to record behind the paywall mid-ep. So look forward to that!

BONUS 217 - stranded and subsisting on pee

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 12:00:00 GMT

watch this episode over HERE by clicking this LINK beloved PATREON subscriber!

the gang's back together and feeling GREAT! a lovely episode where we talk about a stranded woman demi knows about and answer emails from our wonderful mailbag. thank you for sending your missives in - if you'd like to send your own in, bigsofttitty.png@gmail.com is the email

ep 323 - the quest for a miniature horse that looks normal

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here!

I think the horses look nice but whatever.

BONUS 216 - an episode with Jesse Farrar

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Okey-doke! Check it out here!

demi did an episode with our buddy JF and brought him a series of things she thought he'd like! Tom's still out of it and she's covering his damn shift thank you Demi

ep 322 - an episode with Michael Hing

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here, beloved patron!

Demi and Michael come together for an episode while Tom's out sick. And BOY do they do it up, crazy-style!

Check out Michael Hing on tour in Australia here: he's doing the festivals and shit and also is doing other gigs. He's cool

ep 321 - Jarren's Outpost REDUX with Jackson Baly and Joel Zammit!

Tue, 18 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT

As a patreon you can WATCH this episode on youtube here!

We got Jackson back on with a minder and in studio so that the episode would go better and HERE IT IS! Our wacky friends are making a boardgame, and you can back it if you would like. I am having a lovely time playing Magic: The Gathering but maybe you would rather play a story-based boardgame with your pals. What else should I say in the episode description.... uhh.... I'm about to go to the toilet. That'll be nice!

You can follow Jarren's Outpost on kickstarter over here

ARGGAH! ARGAHGAHH!

BONUS 215 - demi's cool new dance

Mon, 17 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this? Check it out here!

I did the thing again where I forgot to attach the audio file to the post. One day I will become used to this new fuckin patreon app

Demi's doing her famous dance. And yeah... it looks awesome! And yeah.... it's new, as well! Yep, it's all going pretty well

ep 320 - my chimp friends make me want to pee

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Video episode up now! Check it out here!

Here we talk about McDonald's the cat, professor smarthead addresses the titular chimps, Regional God is a cool new character and there's a cool new bit of sister discussion. Also Demi has another revelation. It's just like all the other ones.

BONUS 214 - for sale: coloured-in pages, coloured-in once

Sat, 08 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here!

ag ag ag! Tom and Demi are back at it again with another souptacular BST! featuring r/coloring (ewww no u in there! ahhh!!!) and some more soup stuff and also just one of the cameras recording for the video episode. But most importantly, Tom and Demi were both there, and fully present, and Demi writes a cheque that the next bonus episode will have to cash. Oh no!

ep 319 - due to current circumstances

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Click here to watch it on youtube!

🎵 God damn these circumstances 🎵 for what they've done to me 🎵

Circumstances, our old foes, rear their head again. They've taken so much and here they are ripping yet another sweet promise away - the Vegas dream is dead. Also Demi struggles to remember a Doctor Who actor once again.

BONUS 213 - the ever-alluring shape of ms pac-man

Sat, 01 Feb 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Click HERE to watch this on video!!

There's just something about that wonderful ms pac-man that I can't stop thinking about. She's... gorgeous...

We check back in on r/lionking and their takes on the new Lion King movie's soundtrack, and Tom introduces Demi to one of the songs on the soundtrack. WOW you are going to be amazed at this one

ep 318 - a glass of heartening olive drink

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT

to watch this as a VIDEO click here

Another of Demi's secrets is uncovered, and it's stunningly umami. Simply delicious. Delightfully forbidden. Also the name nerds over at r/namenerds are trying to find the right way to counterbalance one husband's terrible instincts.

BONUS 212 - god waving a magic wand (CW last 10 mins: medical nasty)

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT

CONTENT WARNING FOR THE LAST EMAIL IN THIS EPISODE/10 MINS OF THE EPISODE, MEDICAL/BODY STUFF

to watch this episode, click here!

Here we are with the first BST content warning maybe ever?! Certainly not the first one we SHOULD have had - but it felt right to do. Hell I don't want anyone who doesn't want to think about parasites, worms, whatever to have a bad day. And even though we had a fine time reading it I feel like our threshold is frankly nightmarishly high. Well at least for me.

Anyway it's a really funny episode with a mailbag and a picture of a wonderful crab (yep there it is as the episode art)

ep 317 - the single worst ad of all time ft. Jackson Baly

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Check out the boardgame Jarren's Outpost on kickstarter here! follow so you can see when they go live :^)

Want to watch this episode? Go ahead and click on it here! This is maybe the most rewarding video watch of all time. A true masterpiece by Brendan - analogous to that fixing something with gold thing that people bring up when it's like the only thing they know. You get it, you know the one. The fuckin, Thing.

Jackson Baly comes on the show to plug a kickstarter, Demi leaves because she feels sick because someone described a foot to her an hour ago, Tom forgets to turn on the video recording for the first 31 minutes, Jackson's internet remains crystal clear right up until he starts trying to plug the game and Tom accidentally starts unraveling something that he really didn't mean to.

BONUS 211 - the audio is bad, but the content is good

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT

(Video available here)

Hey gang I (Tom) fucked up my audio in this episode by talking into a completely unplugged microphone the entire time. I'm sorry. The episode is good enough that I asked Brendan to salvage it, and use the camera microphones instead. At Demi's suggestion Brendan also laid a filter over the top and some other CRT-style touches so this episode has that throwback feel - remember when microphones were bad, before audio quality was a guarantee?

I'm sincerely sorry for this fuck up. I really, really hate that I let this happen. I'm sorry for letting you, the patreon audience, down, and rest assured I genuinely feel the loss of the audio very much. Sorry for the burst of sincerity here.

ep 316 - the lion king fandom is in distress

Tue, 14 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Click here!

alt. titles: merry christmas from me and the pig, shoople shooser, gay simba

another episode featuring some Tom Interests and a classic demi-ism: which hey, you'll just have to listen to find out what it is! In conclusion, the episode features many of the things we - and you! - love from bst.png

BONUS ep 210 - pooping gently on the floor

Sat, 11 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT

Watch the episode here if you NEED to see photos attached to emails and us podcasting our hearts out!

It's a mailbag episode! Today we answer emails and delight in the things the emails show to us. We look at images. We consider past trespasses, and those who trespassed against us okay I don't know what just happened but I feel like all my old school shit took over and the lord's prayer just fuckin, iphone autocompleted out of my keyboard shit. damn! Anyways uhh. we do an episode of the podcast and have a great time doing it. Have a wonderful time listening to it! we had a great time recording it :)

ep 315 - I am patting the happy person.

Tue, 07 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT

to watch this episode: Click Here! No more need be done >:)

Tom tries to have a conversation with a nibling and Demi saves Christmas. Also, groundbreaking research on what people like being around!

BONUS 209 - demi hurt her butt by jumping in a waterfall

Sun, 05 Jan 2025 12:00:00 GMT

to watch this episode on youtube, click here :)

you heard it here first - she has a big bruise on her butt from hitting water with her butt.

ep 314 - hate me mistress, love me pearls

Tue, 31 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch this episode here, beloved patreon subscriber

the final episode of the year is here, from tom and demi, nsfw worldbuilding and some beautiful pearls! also we talk about a mistress. we're bringing in 11 pm on new years eve watching jenny nicholson's church play video with friends (Tom) and playing codenames with friends (Demi). I hope your December is coming to a wonderful end and you're with or thinking of people you love.

ep 313 - I'm new to the soup community

Mon, 23 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Okay cool! check it out, we've got the video over here

Today Tom and Demi yap, chat, and look at people who post on r/soup. The type of people who take pictures of soup and go "I gotta post this on the soup subreddit. Gotta share this with soupchat." Just not stuff you'd hear in a society where we care for each other and made sure nobody got left behind

BONUS 208 - curious_hubby

Sat, 21 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here on youtube!

hello, my dear boy! it's another wonderful episode of bigsofttitty.tiff, all for you! simply ridiculous how beautiful this world is, mm? why yes indeed yes indeed.

ep 312 - i love legacy

Thu, 19 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this video here! Ass!

A Let's Get Updated and some other stuff. Incredible interview from will.i.am, if you use the car that makes sound when you drive please do get in touch

BONUS 207 - pentmouse

Sat, 14 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT

click here 2 watch it on youtube

i (tom) fucked up the upload - sorry again. i am having trouble adjusting to patreon's new interface because i'm really stupid

ep 311 - like a light-bulb!

Thu, 12 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Watch the episode on youtube by clicking this link

(to the tune of one SPECIFIC song)

posting the big soft POD-CAST/For you to listen to and LIKE/And if, we post the POD-CAST/Then you can listen to it when you LIKE (maybe right now!)

(end song)

Okay, only real Christmas heads will understand the tune that was sung or typed to! And how beautiful it was! Christmas fans will hear Christmas wherever they go.

also sorry i initially didnt have the audio here patreon changed their interface to some weird shit and i got all mixed up

BONUS 206 - up the shut fuck you must

Sat, 07 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this episode on youtube by clicking this line of text https://youtu.be/qaQh8toDRX8

A special arrival, a he he he. And we went to get, that's right, a yummy slice of pie. It was soooooooooo gggggooooooooodddddd

ep 310 - my mushroom eating son

Wed, 04 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Click HERE to WATCH this episode on youtube

a wonderful episode featuring And The Babadook Was There and another of our wonderful stories walks! and the song we sing on it! la la laaaaa

BONUS 205 - we hate the elf

Tue, 03 Dec 2024 12:00:00 GMT

You can watch the episode over here, go right ahead! a ha hahah ha!

Last week's bonus episode THIS WEEK?! It's more likely than you can possibly imagine.... we talk about mouse vs crab and The Elf in this one

ep 309 - overly squeaky dick sucking machine

Tue, 26 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check this link out, beloved patreon listener!

Here it is, Here it IS! The episode!!! We talk about inventions that people have sex with, Tom says something casually and coolly, time for r/cookingforbeginners and what's more - a lovely miniature horse. What a jam-packed episode!

BONUS 204 - oh? you want experiences?

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Click this! To be taken to an unlisted youtube link so you can watch it! We'll be there, sitting around!

Tom and Demi are thinkin' experiencin' this week, putting our heads together and working out just what we can do to give our life joy and wonder. Hell, maybe one of the things we can do is podcast! Go completely crazy and podcast! Yep, I think that might be just the ticket. We also talk about miniature horses, but who is the segment presented by? Well, you're just going to have to wait and find out.

ep 308 - friendtacular 2! with Michael Hing, Andrew Law, and. well. Demi

Thu, 21 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Check out patreon.com/bigsofttitty for more episodes

A return to the time-honoured tradition of the bigsofttitty friendtacular! Demi sick Tom does an episode. Here, Tom talks to Michael Hing, Andrew Law, and for a few seconds Demi also. Annoying.

BONUS 203 - a new and wonderful crab

Sat, 16 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT

To watch this episode check it out on youtube here!

In this episode Tom and Demi discover a new crab thanks to the hard-working crab scientists out there. Next on the list is a beautiful barber shop to consider! And we end with another peak into r/NSFWworldbuilding. Woah-ho!

ep 307 - Wednesday Addams, You Are Too Crazy!

Tue, 12 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT

The crabs are disappearing but Butter The Horse is on the rise! Such is the way of things, the ever-turning wheel of life, we fall and float, fall and float... Anyways Butter feels good after falling into hell which is a small miracle. Thank goodness for small miracles, something to hold onto. A wet horse heaved back up to grass without anything but scratches and a newfound fear of plywood.

BONUS 202 - pleasures of lizard agony

Fri, 08 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this podcast over here! Watch it ohhhh

Tom and Demi get into a MAILBAG, and MORE, lizard news from the mailbag, hell, we've got it all! Gaze upon bigsofttitty.png and rejoice! Wowee!

ep 306 - an elegy to the gooncave

Tue, 05 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this video on youtube? Go ahead!

Gooncave, sealed, sleeping, smelling.... we remember you, r/gooncave. We remember the nasty places that dwelt within you and the nasty things that dwelt within them. Should we? Don't worry about It!

We also cover our ideas for wrestlers, Tom feels bad about how much he knows about wrestling and we cover r/namenerds again.

BONUS 201 - carrying pizza home on a bike

Sun, 03 Nov 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch the episode? Cool by me, and you can do that by clicking here :)

An episode where the gang chops it up and Demi unlocks a memory for Tom, then unlocks it even further for both of them! What a magical episode featuring the many segments you've come to know and love.

ep 305 - I invent a world of incontinence

Wed, 30 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Click here to WATCH this on youtube!

some Bozeman Daily Chronicle posting and NSFW worldbuilding, what a delight for this week's new BST! Remembering to click that this episode DOES include explicit language, for sure.

BONUS 200 - Tom's Dentist Adventure

Fri, 25 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Follow this URL to watch the video on youtube! If you want, ahaha!

This was a really fun one, Tom went to the dentist and he and Demi go through it blow-by-blow! After Demi finishes eating a full plate of crow, that is. Yes, she's much to say sorry for, much to apologise for, yes yes indeed... until suddenly the shoe is on the other foot, and that foot and shoe join forces to turn the tables! Yes, yes much happens in this episode.

Honestly the dentist visit had a lot of meat on the bone. Enjoy!

ep 304 - newlyweds game, and MORE! yep - "More!"

Tue, 22 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

To watch this episode, click here!

Here I am, doing eeeverything I can, bada ba-dah superMAN, daba daba da da da. You get it. Goldfinger! Here we have the episode this week and Demi is very depressed! To get around that, the gang get together and put on a big ol' episode without ANY of their regular segments, instead enjoying a gorgeous evening of conversation and quaffing. Well okay we weren't drinking anything and this was recorded around noon, but still.

BONUS 199 - donut stores and the man who was a ball

Sat, 19 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Hello! Hello! If you'd like to WATCH this episode, DO click here!

A long and beautiful episode as Tom finally gets to close out his donut window. What?! Why, you'll have to listen to the episode to find out! Plus, the triumphant return of the selfsuck roundup - a beloved segment that pops up less and less frequently now, for reasons discussed in the episode. I guess this is growing up I guess this is growing up. Blink 182 haha

ep 303 - british man pontificating erotically on websites

Tue, 15 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Check out the video over here, beloved patreon supporter

Tom and Demi are back at it again with an episode where Tom stabs the humble Demi in the back by disengaging from the Clifford the Big Red Dog riff, but then he treats her to a journey into the mind of The British Man, with another installment of I'm Reading Some Porno featuring the works of R. Hyull - in this case, The United Nations of Sex. He's incredible. No-one does it like R. Hyull.

BONUS 198 - The Bath Tub Revelation

Sat, 12 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this video? Check it out here

We open up our beloved mailbag and Demi brings out a revelation from the past. One I never knew. Frankly, it hit me for six (for Americans: imagine me saying that this story is a "home run"!)

We also get some feedback on our plans to eat the poop tomatoes grown in English Sewage. Thank you, scientists!

ep 302 - Happy Birthday Channel With Names

Tue, 08 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here!

Tom and Demi reunite with an episode that Haaaaaappy biiiiirthdaaaaay to yoooou, haaaapppy biiiiirthdaaaay tooo yoooou. And so on. Anyways we get into a poop time, Demi plays a few beautiful segment stingers in addition to about 100 happy birthday songs, and the team are back together again. What more could you ask for? Hell if I know. I'm all out of ideas!

BONUS 197 - the all-Tom FRIENDTACULAR feat. Luke, DBJ, Ben and Libby!

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Video up here

avengers.... assemble!! to the podcast, because i need your help recording an episode! an EXTRA-LONG EPISODE as Demi was too sick to talk and an all-star cast of friends stepped up to help ol' Tombo including Luke Taylor (@TheLukeMan on twitch), DeadBlossomJesse (check out them running around a box on youtube here), Ben from Boonta Vista and Libby Watson (@Libtron on twitch)! I'm so tired and grateful that I have such funny friends who can join at real late notice

ep 301 - dolphin style fun

Tue, 01 Oct 2024 12:00:00 GMT

click here to wartch the ep!

Here we are and we're feelin' sickly! Thank you vaccines for making us big and strong - we appreciate our friends the vaccines! I'm Tom and I'm honestly feeling pretty much fine but I guess we'll see if that changes. Here's a Let's Get Updated featuring the Black Eyed Peas' plans for 2025 as well as some other shit such as what Demi did when she went to the pool.

BONUS 196 - demi's travel woes

Sat, 28 Sep 2024 12:00:00 GMT

https://youtu.be/yah5QqsVkpQ

just two regular folks hanging out and cuttin it up, and demi is back and tom is here also!

ep 300 - we are the first people to ever read r/tomatoes

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Why, click here to see it on youtube, my dear boy!

Tom and Demi cover a lot of ground! A subreddit where people are talkin' 'matos, flaps and our buddies over in Bozeman - seems they're all doing well. Look we forgot that this was episode 300 to be honest with you, we banked these in advance and lost track of episode numbers. But we still had a wonderful time and a great time talking with each other!

ep 300 - we are the first people to ever read r/tomatoes

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 12:00:00 GMT

To watch this episode, check it out on youtube here!

Tom and Demi cover a lot of ground!

A subreddit where people are talkin' 'matos, flaps and our buddies over in Bozeman - seems they're all doing well. Look we forgot that this was episode 300 to be honest with you, we banked these in advance and lost track of episode numbers. But we still had a wonderful time and a great time talking with each other!

BONUS 195 - this hypothetical hand vulva is preposterous

Thu, 19 Sep 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Click here to watch this dang thing!

This episode heralds the arrival of an immediate new favourite - r/NSFWworldbuilding, where horniness, NaNoWriMo and rules meet and make love. A whole bunch of other stuff makes love too! Plus, an Into The Cosmo from Demi and more, all from The Crazy Two (trying again to give us a cool name don't think it's working but trying my best still)

ep 299 - ma'am please stop touching those

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Click here and watch this on youtube if you'd like! C'mon over and see what we look like! We look.... CRAZY!

Demi went to the mall and Tom stayed home - she regales him with tales of the outside world! Demi has seen many beautiful things, and Tom has seen many beautiful websites! These are two separate BUT EQUAL experiences!

As you hear this, Demi is in LA and Tom is kicking around at home. “Oh!” He’s saying. “Oh my! Oh!”

BONUS 194 - the plaintive honk of the hammerhead bat

Fri, 13 Sep 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Here's the video of this episode if you'd rather watch it!

tom and demi are being completely nutty, demi's found a NEW EDITION of the BELOVED SEGMENT Ga- Oh, I mustn't spoil it! Oh, I mustn't spoil which beloved segment it is! I can tell you it got our youtube video completely copyright claimed which hey, fair enough.

Here behind the paywall we can get into stuff we like, like bats and firefighters being cheered by miniature horses, who I guess would actually be really hard to save in the event of a fire. Like best case scenario you and two guys could heave one of these fuckers through a first floor window and hope for the best. Thanks for joining us here!

ep 298 - will.i.am's musical cars

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Click here for the video of this episode!

Watch - or listen - STUNNED as the leader of the black eyed peas revolutionizes stupid fucking reasons to get hit by a car or die in a crash! He's done it, he's done it, and he's found a conversational partner that perfectly matches his energy. Where's he found her? Why, in his phone of course!

BONUS 193 - Oops! All Mailbag!

Fri, 06 Sep 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Fine by me. Click here!

Tom and Demi drop in to the podcast and go DEEP into the mailbag! Thank you to our wonderful listeners for sending in these magical stories, questions and emails to our email address, bigsofttitty.png@gmail.com

Night night! Or, morning morning. Whichever one you're facing down wherever you are.

ep 297 - germany's next top model (PS2)

Tue, 03 Sep 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Click here for the video in an unlisted youtube link, or a post of the same is live on patreon now.

It's time to behold beautiful things with our eyes... Tom and Demi take in the gorgeous models of Germany's Next Top Model for the Playstation 2 - die spiel mit 5 minispieles simulieren den modelalltag! Make-up, Styling, Fotoshooting, Catwalk und Dressroom! And then, they gaze in awe at the forbidden pose of the outlaw judge of the british miniature horse. The man who posed so controversially he was deemed dangerous for the existence of the artform... the artform, of being small and standing weird.

BONUS 192 - like a crab in a vending machine

Sun, 01 Sep 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Go ahead and click this link to watch it, NOW!

Gold.... it is not so strange to find such an illustrious substance utterly bewitching.... nor is it so crazy to listen to an episode of bst and go "wow, this is a great episode!" This episode the gang talks about gold, a crab stuck in a vending machine and Demi wants a servant. Ho-HO!

ep 296 - the inevitable disrespect of the NYC pigeon

Sat, 31 Aug 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Sure thing! Click here!

Tom and Demi are back and today they're talking about a New York mural because it's time for Poop Time, as well as a WONDERFUL edition of Candle From The Store. Demi's purchases! Mannequin heads! A gift from Demi to a friend! What an episode! It rocks in here! Hope you're having a nice time reading this description.

BONUS 191 - apl de ap on celeb masterchef UK PART 2

Mon, 26 Aug 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Great! Ya gotta do it on the patreon player HERE because of copyright claims. but you're gonna like it a lot.

We HAD to wrap up watching our buddy apl de ap on Celebrity Masterchef UK! A straight sequel to bonus episode 190, here we go into the second half of the episode. The team is goin' crazy as Gregg and the other one set them challenge after challenge.

ep 295 - rst.mrt with Luka Muller

Thu, 22 Aug 2024 12:00:00 GMT

To watch this episode easily, simply click the link that's me! Or I have posted the link on patreon also. Alright gbye

Beloved comedian and radio host Luka Muller joins Tom and Demi for a wonderful journey into the week that was, giving their views on the news askew! Just kidding. They talk about poop and horse or whatever. But Luka, who is wonderful, brings a touch of class to the proceedings.

BONUS 190 - apl de ap on celebrity masterchef UK!

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? You gotta do it on patreon because it's blocked on youtube! check it out, Right Here

our buddy apl de ap from the black eyed peas was on UK Celebrity Masterchef which, it turns out, is a really strange show to watch! He's making a) a great first impression and b) a jacket potato :)

ep 294 - crab heist w/ charlotte "coollike" mcdonnell

Tue, 13 Aug 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? On Video? Then click here, and enjoy many beautiful frames of full motion glory.

Another episode, this time with our wonderful friend through twitch streaming, Charlotte! Charlotte rocks. Please check out her twitch channel here: https://www.twitch.tv/coollike

she goes ABSOLUTELY CRAZY ON THERE!!!!! She's a DANGER to herSELF and OTHERS!!!! AHHHHH!!! Anyways in this episode we talk about a crab heist, a miniature horse competition (?) and Demi's dolphin experience again.

ep 293 - check out how safe the van door i'm stuck in is

Sat, 10 Aug 2024 12:00:00 GMT

wanna watch this episode? check it out here!

VAN DOOR OW OW OW

Video for the bonus ep up SOON

BONUS 189 - seeing a UFO and going "okey-doke!"

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 12:00:00 GMT

previously titled: the rarest lobster of them all

Wanna watch this episode? Okay here it is on youtube!

the crazy two are back at it again with another episode. and this time, it's an episode that YOU get to listen to! a lobster.... a small town.... these, and MORE, will reveal their secrets to you on this week's exclusive patreon bonus episode of bigsofttitty.tiff!

BONUS 188 - curator of the poop museum

Mon, 05 Aug 2024 12:00:00 GMT

If you'd like to watch this episode check it out on youtube here!

Do you know Patreon fills these with something like "this box is your blank canvas. Have fun!" every time? Anyway this is about the poop museum. YEAH i'm having fun

ep 292 - "candle from the store - a candlebuyer story"

Tue, 30 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this on YouTube? Your wish is my command, master..... simply click here....

A new segment from Tom, the genius behind such segments as uhhhhh and ummmhmhmhhh I dunno, and Demi's here going completely crazy also. We're having a blast! We just used the patreon money to have 11 of Norm's teeth removed - as a happy coincidence, apparently he needed them removed for his health, so we didn't have to talk the vet into it. We were just playing a prank on him lol.

BONUS 187 - "gargoyles"

Sat, 27 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this as a video, YouTube-style? Fine! Click here! See if I care!

A miniature horses AND Demi's new segment? Yep! You guessed it! It's time for another bonus episode of bigsofttitty.tiff, with your pals Tom and Demi. Aaaa! AAGHHHH! Just playin', I'm not really screaming. Anyway enjoy this episode. Norm is looking sooooo nice at 39:18 on the freeze frame I randomly have the episode on as I upload this description if you wanna check that out

ep 291 - a pipe-complimenting wife (FIXED)

Mon, 22 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

The first upload of this is actually a NZ podcast called Rats in the Gutter - which hey if you wanna check it out, go crazy! Our editor also edits them and the wrong file got uploaded. Whoopsy doopsy! Anyways - wanna watch this episode? Check it out here!

Original description: it's still so weird to me that we were at that Tenacious D show. The final one! What da hell. I dunno man. Stinks! Anyways, I looked at pipe tobacco guys, they have a lot going on including every meaningful milestone in their lives.

BONUS 186 - the banana episode

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch the video okay here it is on youtube unlisted

the first and last banana episode

ep 290 - doggy style but the dog has fatigue

Sun, 14 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Watch the episode here! On YouTube. FULL VIDEO FEED WOW

Oops! All Into The Cosmo! That's this episode. We have a whoooole bunch of that chatter in here as we natter on and on about the beautiful idea of fuckin' like the lazy dog

BONUS 185 - The Antiquing Episode

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Here ya go click this and you CAN!

We have a slideshow for this episode so it's recommended but also I think it works without the video.

(old guy voice ) we went antiquing!

(normal guy voice) and it was a really lovely time, we had such a good time walking around and yep, looking at Crap! Wahoo!

ep 289 - pig soft titty (tragic)

Mon, 08 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Today the gang record an episode that they audibly fret about during the record, discover some cool new Pig Facts (local ones!!) and MORE! Yep, we've got it all on this episode of bigsofttitty.png.

You can email us over at bigsofttitty.png@gmail.com.

BONUS 184 - the poop delivery has been delayed

Sat, 06 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Click here and it'll take you to it on youtube!

Here we have the debut of a new fan-favourite segment (please like it) Poop Time! The long-awaited poop segment is here! We also get stuck into smells in general as Tom plans to go and buy One Candle.

ep 288 - rise of the bratty husband

Thu, 04 Jul 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here on YouTube! Why not!! AAAAHHH!

The bratty husband rises... the world quakes at his power. Also we talk about Kim Kardashian and her internet-breaking ass. Woah that thing's ma-HOO-sive! wa wa wee wah!

you can email us at bigsofttitty.png@gmail.com

BONUS 183 - the dating life of Female Cenobite

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Watch on youtube here! Haha! Hahah bet you'd like to!!!

The gang talk about a Cosmo column that Demi found. And of course more fuckin, goddamn Pinhead/Hellraiser talk. Sorry! We just love the cenobite gang!

ep 287 - demi's cool new face

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 12:00:00 GMT

The two freaks are at it again!!!!!! watch on youtube here

BONUS 182 - demi's witch preoccupations

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 12:00:00 GMT

This one goes into the "learning about Demi" hall of fame.

Watch the episode on youtube HERE! By clicking this link! If you want to

What a wonderful episode from our friends Tom and Demi! We look at Eminem and hear a lot about Demi's witch thoughts. Get insights into her wonderful brain. Also we hear some horse updates in the listener mailbag.

ep 286 - looking at my dog with night vision goggles on

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Here's the way you can watch this on youtube if you want to watch the episode instead of listening to it. duhhhh. DuHHhhh. DUHHHH

The team journeys back in memory as Demi thinks about the Bananas in Pajamas, then journey into the world of guys with night vision goggles.

Also Demi DID find the beans in jeans in a 1989 bananas in pajamas book. Well, Brendan found a screenshot of it and posted it to our work chat seconds after Demi spent $80 on the book. All the best to you all!

BONUS 181 - Basil please, please let us sleep

Tue, 18 Jun 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Here's where you can watch the episode but there's no REAL footage it's just animated because i fucked up and sent the wrong files then deleted the normal files

Basil I'm begging you. I'm begging you to please sleep your 3 hours a day now, as soon as you can. Please let me have the rest I paid for. Anyway this week we talk about Basil the miniature horse, read some emails including ones that feature an incredible orangutan. Wow!

ep 285 - a gorgeous trans pride cake

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode on youtube? Fine! Be that way! I hate it here! I don't want to live here any more I'm marching off in a huff!

Please enjoy this episode where we yap, chatter and talk about r/baking and more. There's ever so many things to go into and thank god we're here to do it! The rest of the episode description is going to be grunting. Uckh, Grah OOoerrghghg, Gguh guuh hggughh guughhg ogoghgh. auughg aooghghg

BONUS ep 180 - sometimes i ask you for a podcast because i think you need one

Sun, 09 Jun 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Click HERE to watch video episode. It's on youtube via an unlisted link. It's fine to do.

Yep! Here it is!!!

People are catfishing as Tom, Demi is Going Crazy, and MORE on this premium episode of the podcast. Wow. There's MORE?! Yes.

ep. 284 - The New York Times Crossword, and other things to ruin

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out here!

Gragggh! Graaa!HH!!

Rat Forum, New York Time Crossword and the HATED Rat Daddy.

BONUS ep 179 - the wonderful denizens of the rat forum

Sun, 02 Jun 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Watch this episode on YouTube here!

More Pinhead/Hellraiser talk and finally we get into the rat forum. I love the rat forum! Rat owners, I respect and admire you. I cannot accept the heartbreak of the short rat lifespan into my life. As always thank you for supporting the podcast and see you next week.

ep 283 - I am going to invoice you for your child's actions

Tue, 28 May 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch? OKAY! HERE! See if I care!

All children must be invoiced as soon as possible and for an incredible sum. They must be held responsible, and also it wouldn't hurt to zap them with a device meant to hurt cattle juuust a little bit.

BONUS ep. 178 - flanged orangutan, so wide and wise

Mon, 27 May 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Want to watch this episode? I'll allow it, but only at this link! Which you can access by clicking or tapping here! And that's final!

Tom and Demi are here to talk about rat papers and that revered ape, the orangutan. The wisest looking ape. Wow they're cool. Thank you for listening to our crazy show!

ep 281 - i can't believe i forgot to upload this oh my god

Thu, 23 May 2024 12:00:00 GMT

these are out of order now because i'm a shithead

ep 282 - my wife has a 95% chance to fatally shoot this dog

Thu, 23 May 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out on youtube here!

No ads on this one. And thank goodness for that!

BONUS 177 - tom and demi paint each other

Tue, 21 May 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Click here to see the pictures we painted

Wanna watch the video? Great! Here it is on THIS LINE

We painted each other and I think we did really well. Beautiful work by the team.

BONUS 176 - a choir of harmonising angels

Sat, 11 May 2024 12:00:00 GMT

(really beautiful singing voice) I hoooope you enjoy the eeeeeepisooooode!

ep 280 - a touch of class at the cinema

Fri, 10 May 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out on patreon HERE! Sorry it was on youtube but head got stuck got claimed and so we can't share the episode

All ads have been surgically removed! Also i can't remember if the horse with the long tail was this ep or another one. so it's here again. I just like the photo.

BONUS ep 175 - the long tale of the short horse

Fri, 03 May 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Video link to the episode here!

Behold - some info about Miniature Horses! And more!!

ep 279 - demi quest

Wed, 01 May 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch? Okay!

Ugh! Gah! You find yourself in a room filled with quests. Do you do them??! Wow!

BONUS 174 - man flunks good husband test live

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 12:00:00 GMT

If you want to watch this, then fine. Fine! What do I care! I'm just a stupid little audio medium and you can watch this on youtube by clicking here!

bonus heeeere, bonus heeeere! a wonderful mailbag and an insight into demi's terrible crunchy back!

ep 278: melbounes nude bsrber

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Click here 4 youtube vid of ep

After some study I can say It's a normal amount of shirts for someone who always forgets to do laundry, sweats through one on stage and another one riding a bike into the venue and is also terrified of being stinky and sitting down near people. but check this out: melbounes nude bsrber

BONUS 174 - the worst episode start of all time

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 12:00:00 GMT

to watch on youtube click here if the video's done processing

oh-HO we're in meblourne

BONUS 173 - a listener invention specdracula

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Video of this episode available HERE

We asked people to send in their inventions and god damn it they actually did. Holy damn did they send in some of these things. Wow! Cool! AAAAA! Sorry that was me imagining a scary invention.

ep 277 - gifts for my fun-loving boss

Thu, 28 Mar 2024 12:00:00 GMT

VIDEO HERE! WANNA WATCH IT? OKAY!

Another Who's Grandpa that gives incredible insight into Tom, Demi, and the higher class of society. The people who are better than us. I love them I'd do anything for them I'd do anything for my wonderful boss

ep 276 - patrick's song

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check it out over here on YouTube.

The topsy turvy week where the regular comes out after the bonus concludes. This one has news about miniature horses, Norm is there, oh and Tom and Demi are around too. Very cool!

BONUS ep. 172 - a thorough examination of korean snacks

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 12:00:00 GMT

If you wanna watch this one - fine! I don't mind! Go ahead!

Oh it's topsy turvy mode, Tom and Demi have released the bonus episode before the regular one! In part because we needed to get these snacks the heck outta the house. Thank god they're gone. I think we talk about this in the regular episode coming later this week but after this I ate almost a whole bag of truffle oil chips and felt like my body was rupturing from excess. It was like I had immediate full body gout. Ohhhh too many delicious lampreys... ohhhh

Thanks for listening!

BONUS ep. 171 - the debut of the hit new game, "who's grandpa"

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 12:00:00 GMT

If you want to watch this episode. To experience the forbidden knowledge of how high Tom accidentally hiked the cuffs of his trackpants. Then click this paragraph and be taken to a zone of unimaginable pleasures

New game alert! New game alert! Aaaaaahhhhh! And what's more, Tom and Demi are playing it! News as well! And more things to talk about! Yep, it's another episode of bst.tiff

ep 275 - only my perfect dave will tell me biden's plans

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Video Link HERE You Can Watch This Episode HERE

I don't give a crap if you do or not but you CAN watch the episode! And in this one we do some cavorting and frolicking so you know you'd like to. Anyways, what a wonderful time we have talking about Recent Political News (wha??!?!), Australian theme parks and art. Tom and Demi are soooo smart.

BONUS ep. 170 - Demi got another past life reading

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 12:00:00 GMT

To watch this video click here! I recommend at least checking out a bit of this one. Norm looks sooo lovely

You heard me. The mad lad actually did it! She's got another damn life for us to learn about. And we were already happy learning about the ONE! What wonders does this fresh new life have to teach us?

Hope you're good. I'm watching Pat Gill's new video about Tekken and enjoying it. The guy rules, what can I say? For any Tekken nerds I've gotten my Kuma into Shinryu and I suck shit and am cheap. It rules to play as a funny bear and be a cheeky little SOB.

ep 274 - a wonderful way of expressing yourself

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Video episode is HERE on youtube in an unlisted link

Hello everyone it's the crazy episode! An "into the cosmo" and a dive into the beautiful world of small town US news. A dog is in the principal's office.

BONUS 169 - Toilet w/ Stefan Heck

Sun, 25 Feb 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Okay! Fine by me then click this sentence I dare you!

Bonus! Bonus! Tom's out of town so to pay him back for doing an episode with everyone's angel, JF, Demi's done one with everyone's devil, Stefan. We hate Stefan! AaaaaaHHH! It's the toilet episode, I gotta be honest, haven't heard this one, it's Tom typing this. I have been told that it is an all-toilet episode. All I've seen is the stuff Demi sent to our editor to put in after saying "hey this one's really filthy, i can just edit this one if you want" then after Brendan was like nah it's chill she sent a bunch of horrific attachments with the message "sorry brendan".

ep 273 - the sheriff of [incomprehensible], [incomprehensible]

Wed, 21 Feb 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Fine by me! Check it out here

yeah another damn episode. not my fault! not my fault there's another one of them! oh i guess it is my fault.

this episode has a short true crime interlude and tom and demi's crazy story time. okay cards on the table i can't remember anything that happened in this one. I'm in Adelaide for the Adelaide Fringe and remembering the layout of its little grid city has completely taken over my brain. I remembered EXACTLY enough to put in the title of the episode. but i remember it was funny.

You can book tickets to my adelaide fringe show here: https://cmdy.live/AFF24TomWalker

BONUS 168 - the concrete watchgoose

Sun, 18 Feb 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Hello hello! Wanna watch this episode? Okay! Here

the bst mailbag takes us on a journey with horses and geese. Kind of the animals of the podcast nowadays! Beautiful animals that we love to learn about. Also more school assembly stories which are always welcome.

ep 272 - Turtle Chips. Essentially sponsored content for Turtle Chips

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch the episode? Okay! Here it is

I'm about to sync our posts with spotify so if you want to listen there, you can now! Wow! Also the video version of this is incoming but due to a youtube glitch the upload is broken and has to be re-done. This one wasn't our fault! Which is honestly nice! Just a weird glitch where it got stuck in "processing"

BONUS 167 - big jug labelled SEMEN

Fri, 02 Feb 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? I'm not gonna stop you! You can click here!

Look at this fuckin thing! Look at this fuckin horse I gotta hang around! Piecea crap! Piecea crap horse stinkin up da neighbourhood! Oh!!

Bonus episode here with listener mailbag. Horse news lifted from several years ago and also discussed in a Boonta Vista episode from like.... 4 years ago or something. Wow-ee! Hope you have a great day.

ep 271 - The Wonderful Goose.

Mon, 29 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Heh, I get it. Click here!

You listen to podcasts to get complex, thoughtful answers to questions that matter. Like what if a goose was wonderful? What if a goose was so, so nice, and on some level the world understood that, and everything in the world protected the goose and made sure that this beautiful thing stayed beautiful? Also we talk about some other shit for a little in there but it really doesn't matter. This is the goose episode.

BONUS ep 166 - how many hours in Project Zomboid?

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Want video? Okay. Here

On this episode Tom and Demi go through a mailbag from our beloved listeners and give you an insight into what the inbox actually looks like in there! Wow, we love our beloved listeners. We will never again create a place where you can see each other or hang out. Bad things happen when we do that. Also a dive into demi's project zomboid played hours and what happens when she plays it!

ep 270 - my ex, who is a firefighter and in the army, by the way,

Wed, 24 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Want video? I get it. Click here to watch the video.

Some wonderful revelations by Demi - a new ex has joined the fray, and he's destroying all the ex's and making Tom feel like damn I'm about to be ousted! I hope no-one ousts me! Ahhhh please don't oust me, crap crap crap crap crap! Today the gang (Tom and Demi) are kicking back and f'ing around for Fun. Check it out here. By pressing play.

BONUS 165 - i will massage the pliant orb.

Mon, 22 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT

wanna watch this on youtube? check it out here!

On this episode Tom debuts the new segment I'm Reading Some Porno, and Demi recounts a foot scandal! A man found a foot! Lucky man... but pity the fellow who couldn't find his precious embalmed foot when he came a-looking for it. Video, audio and more. What more could you want! This is us up to date on the episodes, we fell out of rhythm on this shit as Tom was away and Demi's plans to record a solo episode got scuppered by Circumstance. So, bonus coming in the next few days too. Sorry!

ep 269 - halloween costumes for your horse

Sat, 20 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Wanna watch this episode? Check out this unlisted link on youtube here! tom's mic sounds a bit worse than usual here. we're gonna fix it but, it sounds "fine", and will sound like that for da premium too

ep 268 - the famous englishman's boiled aquarium

Tue, 09 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT

stuff in this episode - discussion of changing rooms (uk), r/prejac and the beautiful decorator crab

wanna watch this episode? check it out on youtube here

BONUS 164 - Introducing, "And The Babadook Was There"

Mon, 08 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT

video of this episode HERE: https://youtu.be/77nV5a-crZk

ep 267 - boobs as big as beach balls

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Want to watch this episode? Check it out on youtube here: https://youtu.be/mVW2enMCWHk

hell yeah we're doing video shit now!! a software failure took out the side cameras for the first half of this ep, but in the next one we're doing three whole damn cameras like a Proper Show. Hope you like it!